Summer Fun

Well, I think I know what I'm doing for summer vacation: the annual swingers convention in Las Vegas.

Hey, quit laughing, this is serious stuff. There is a whole host of informative seminars, such as:

--Inside a Threesome
--Practicing Safe Cyber-sex (given by Buck Bloombecker, head of the National Center for Computer Crime Data)
--Lady's Squirt-shop Workshop
--Becoming a Polyorgasmic Couple

And, my favorite:

--Polyamory: Having Your Kate & Edith Too

If those fall flat, it should at least be interesting to hear The Mayor discuss his experiences on the Bisexuality Panel.