Darth Cheetos
J-Dogg asked in a comment what is wrong with Darth Vader Cheetos. Nothing, I guess. Even Sith lords need their snack foods.
But another "Star Wars" tie-in definitely went too far. It showed a kid sitting at Burger King struggling to open his ketchup packet.
A Jedi knight walks in, and uses the Force to levitate the packet in the air.
Then he whips out his light saber and slices the packet open.
Man, how many things are wrong with that scene?
First, what candy-ass kid can't open a freaking ketchup packet?
And don't Jedi have better things to do than to run around ensuring easy access to condiments? How many rebel fighters were taken out by imperial stormtroopers while this Jedi was goofing around in Burger King?
That'd be like a Marine pausing during the assault on Fallujah to use his M-249 to blast open a can of beans.
But another "Star Wars" tie-in definitely went too far. It showed a kid sitting at Burger King struggling to open his ketchup packet.
A Jedi knight walks in, and uses the Force to levitate the packet in the air.
Then he whips out his light saber and slices the packet open.
Man, how many things are wrong with that scene?
First, what candy-ass kid can't open a freaking ketchup packet?
And don't Jedi have better things to do than to run around ensuring easy access to condiments? How many rebel fighters were taken out by imperial stormtroopers while this Jedi was goofing around in Burger King?
That'd be like a Marine pausing during the assault on Fallujah to use his M-249 to blast open a can of beans.
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