David on Dandelions

A lot of my readers (and by "a lot" I mean like "half", and by "half" I mean "one") have been fans of comment stalker David.

Although David doesn't seem to have the time, inclination or mental faculty to start his own blog, he does write the weekly "Coffee Monday" column over at Chin Music Press. Now he's giving us more.

A couple days ago CMP put up an essay of David's, Dandelions, that is well worth the time of anyone who appreciates his demented rantings.

It has the two crucial components necessary for every successful essay: violence involving gardening tools, and female masturbation.