Ouch

Went to the doctor and had blood drawn and a tetanus shot.

Then I went to the dentist and had not one, not two, but three fillings.

I am experiencing a certain degree of discomfort at the moment.

The weird thing is, my anus hurts, too.

The dentist said that was just a side effect of the nitrous.

I thought it was kind of weird that he used nitrous just for fillings, but who am I to question a certified Doctor of Dentistry?

Especially when he was so distinguished in his studies that the university honored him by writing out his degree in crayon.