Worry

You know, I was worrying myself sick all day over the breakup of Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney.

Would they survive? Could they?

Will Renee ever be able to land another role as an overweight, insecure British woman?

Will Kenny's muse abandon him, leaving the country music landscape as parched and dry as Bea Arthur's twat?

I was on the verge of tears when I saw this item in the No. 4 slot on Yahoo's top news section:

NEW YORK - Less than a week after Renee Zellweger filed for an annulment from Kenny Chesney, the country music star assured fans, "I'll be OK."

Thank you, Lord Jesus in heaven. I can sleep well, tonight.

And thank you, Yahoo, for getting your news priorities straight.