Office behavior

Here is a real conversation between colleagues that transpired on my first day in the office:

"Could you turn your speakerphone down?"

"Could you suck my ass?"

Today, there was a brief struggle as three of us advocated closing the blinds to prevent morning glare in our eyes and across our computer screens, while one guy wanted them open to let in more light. Since there were three of us, we won, much to the displeasure of our colleague, who had this comment:

"You guys are just three little bitches."

To which, the "suck my ass" guy from above yelled out:

"Yeah? Well, you're the BIG bitch!"

Things were made worse by the fact that the last woman in the office was transferred to Los Angeles and had her last day at work yesterday.

Everyone is now referring to us as the San Francisco Men's Penal Colony, which provided endless grist for the gross-out mill today.

I think I'm going to like working here.