Weirdos

Who are these guys at the right? No, not the Mitchieville city council. These are some real weirdos.

A 29-year-old convicted sex offender from Oklahoma allegedly conned two Arizona men into believing he was a 12-year-old boy, moving into their home and having an ongoing sexual relationship with them, sheriff's officials in Yavapai County said Friday.

They were caught when the guy posing as a pre-pubescent boy tried to enroll at a local school. The guys he was living with were understandably pissed when the police showed up.

"They were very upset when the detectives told them they had been having a sexual relationship with a 29-year-old man and not a pre-teen boy," [sheriff's office spokeswoman Susan] Quayle said, referring to the two men.

Oh, the name of the old dude in the photo? Lonnie Stiffler. Although it looks like the guys, who had prior sex convictions, will be charged with failing to register as sex offenders, the cops say they can't get them on any molestation charges because, after all, the "kid" the were diddling was actually 29 years old.

Yuck. I gotta go take a shower after writing this post.