Coffee?

Where's my Coffee Monday, dude?

After cranking out dozens of increasingly bizarre and discombobulated coffee reviews, has David finally hit the wall?

Or is some grander, some might say sinister, plan underway?

David will be back next week, Coffee Monday addicts. We apologize for leaving you high and dry once again. But don't worry -- we have great plans for our growing community of canned coffee fans. More on this later.

That's from Chin Music Press, and frankly it sounds like something they would have said about Soylent Green in the early days.

"I know what Coffee Mondays is! It's people! PEEEOOOOPLE!!!"