Most Disgusting Thing Ever
Western fast-food chains have long tried to tap the Chinese market by introducing products that cater to local tastes.
Okay, let's not have any jokes about Dog McNuggets or Kentucky Fried Kitten.
Most of the stuff is fairly sensible: Green tea Frappuccino at Starbucks, KFC chicken wraps with Peking duck plum sauce, that sort of thing.
But this is too much: Eel pizza at Pizza Hut.
The top of the page reads: "Deep Sea Star Eel Pizza".
Under that, it says, "100, 200, 400 meters under the water.... Welcome to the deep site of the submerged reefs of the North Pacific! The rarely seen and hard-to-find 'Ginseng of the Sea', the star eel, is here. Deep sea flavor, a rare experience!"
Then there is a "New product introduction" that says: "A double layer of eel slices, covered with a specially made star eel sauce and sprinkled with sesame seeds. Add to that rich cheese, crab meat, onions and other ingredients. Full of nutrition with rich sea flavor!"
Mmmmm! Make mine an extra large!!!
Okay, let's not have any jokes about Dog McNuggets or Kentucky Fried Kitten.
Most of the stuff is fairly sensible: Green tea Frappuccino at Starbucks, KFC chicken wraps with Peking duck plum sauce, that sort of thing.
But this is too much: Eel pizza at Pizza Hut.
The top of the page reads: "Deep Sea Star Eel Pizza".
Under that, it says, "100, 200, 400 meters under the water.... Welcome to the deep site of the submerged reefs of the North Pacific! The rarely seen and hard-to-find 'Ginseng of the Sea', the star eel, is here. Deep sea flavor, a rare experience!"
Then there is a "New product introduction" that says: "A double layer of eel slices, covered with a specially made star eel sauce and sprinkled with sesame seeds. Add to that rich cheese, crab meat, onions and other ingredients. Full of nutrition with rich sea flavor!"
Mmmmm! Make mine an extra large!!!
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