David must be getting his deltoids vectorized or something because, one again, he is tardy with his "Coffee Monday" column.

What's the point of having a "Coffee Monday" if it comes out Monday night? Who drinks coffee at night, anyway? Maybe it could be "Monday Night Coffee" or something. Or "Coffee Monday Except When I Don't Feel Like It and Maybe I'll Put It Out On Tuesday So There".

Hey David, maybe you should stop preening over your stupendous pecs for long enough to respect your loyal readership, huh? We don't love you for your Adonis-like figure but for your witty insights into the human condition, as seen through the unique perspective of a gibbon-infatuated gaijin trying to make a name for himself on the mean streets of the Tokyo publishing industry, which if nothing else at least has the highest ratio of anime tentacles per printed page going for it.