Psychopath Update

A few days ago I queried my friend Mr. White as to his progress in "Doom". I'm sure you'll agree that his response warms the heart of every American male with cordite coursing through his veins:

Man, At the age of thirty-six, I've become an American teenager. Fuck, man, I'm ready to join the corp and fuck shit up. Strange, just think, I was lefty,
pinko, peace loving, long haired, beatnick, voting for Ralf Nadar, tofu eating, Nation reading, draft dodging, hippie, whiner. I've come so far!!!

*Sniff*. I'm so proud.